Let chickens, guineas, ducks and turkeys gobble up garden and backyard pests for an all-natural, animated insecticide.

Tired of slugs and bugs destroying your garden? Tired of picking ticks off your children and pets? Did you realize that birds on the farm aren’t just for eating; they can also play an important part in keeping all kinds of pests at bay? Chickens, ducks, turkeys and guinea fowl are not only entertaining and beautiful, but they can supply fresh eggs daily, offer effective bug and slug control, and make charming gardening companions to boot. Ridding your yard and garden of pests with these animated insecticides is the ultimate low-cost, chemical-free approach.

Sound the alarm

Looking a bit like chicken-sized vultures, guinea fowl strut their stuff across lawns, fields or gardens – anywhere bugs, snakes and rodents roam. Some suggest that their shrill cackle sounds like chicken claws scratching on a chalkboard. But to gardeners, these bizarre birds are on patrol – pest patrol. Any bird with a call like “buckwheat!” and a more or less naked helmeted head must have some redeeming qualities. These voracious eaters devour Lyme disease-bearing ticks, fleas, Japanese beetles, June bugs and many other uninvited creatures. And to top it all off, your crop is quite safe when you put guineas on garden patrol.

Guinea hens and roosters have keen eyesight. Not only do they spot pests from afar, but they also announce the approach of intruders with their distinctive call. Unfamiliar sights or sounds will always create a fuss, but the guinea hen is much more noisy than the guinea cock. The male calls out only when there is good reason, and when he calls out a warning, the rest of the guineas chime in, which creates an intimidating alarm.

Guinea fowl are fun to raise

If you were to raise your own flock of guineas, you’d likely come to adore – rather than detest – these wacky birds. Their caterwauling would soon be music to your ears, since the cacophonous sounds let you rest secure in the knowledge that your faithful, feathered “watchdogs” are hard at work.

“They are rough, vigorous, hardy, basically disease-free birds,” says Jeannette Ferguson, author of the how-to-book, Gardening with Guineas. “They are the most active ‘gardener’ on the farm. Continuously on the move, they pick up bugs and weed seeds with nearly every peck they take, and they do it without destroying plants because they do not scratch like chickens.”

Even the tenacity of a terrier doesn’t terrify guineas. They may scuttle out of the way, but as they fly up to a high perch they mock a barking dog with their “buckwheat” or “you lose” noises.

Turkeys

Benjamin Franklin so admired the big bronze bird that he wanted it for our national emblem. Comparing it to the bald eagle, he said: “The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original Native of America.”