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I first met Wally after he called me at four in the morning to put in his yard watering system before the sod came that same day. He liked my work and hired me for another month.
Read moreDEAR ABBY: I am a licensed acupuncturist. One of my patients (also male) asked me to dinner, and since he seemed like a decent guy, I decided to go.
Read moreSo Bernie Sanders, self-anointed scourge of the malign influence of “millionaires and billionaires” on American politics, is himself a millionaire. Firmly ensconced in the top 1% of income earners in the United States.
Read moreThe refrigerator beeps if I accidentally leave the door open, which I do a lot, but it’s a different beep than the one the dishwasher makes to tell me it has finished putting spots on my glasses.
Read moreBeing a tribal member of the Great Seminole Nation.
Read moreIt almost did anyway.
“That much soda will taste terrible,” I told him. “John will know.”
“The way he cooks,” Bryce answered, “he’ll only know if it causes him to explode.”
Read moreDEAR ABBY: My 8-yearold daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets her off. She was recently sent home from school sick after she had borrowed a sweater from a friend who has a cat.
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