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DEAR ABBY: I met my lady on a blind date many years ago. When I knocked on the door, it opened and this beautiful girl was standing there. Thinking I could never be so lucky, I asked, “Is your sister home?” No. She was my date.
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My roommate, John, drove the rest of us crazy. He was always burning something when he cooked, and most of the time he just cooked beans. In addition, his diet of beans made him a veritable methane volcano, continually spewing forth toxic gas.
Read moreIn the Bible, Romans chapter one begins the process of the Apostle Paul explaining why the world is guilty of sin and worthy of condemnation before God.
Read moreDriving in snow and ice is always a challenge and winter in Lincoln, Nebraska, includes plenty of the frozen stuff. So, it wasn’t all that big a surprise when a young man slid off the street and knocked down Crystal Collins’ mailbox.
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DEAR ABBY: I’ve got a new one for you. My beautiful 16-year-old daughter was interested in a boy her age from school. He was interested in her, too. He told her he wanted to date her, but that he is “polyamorous” and would be dating many girls simultaneously. She told him he’s too young to know what he is yet, and he was just using it as an excuse to date multiple girls, and she wasn’t interested.
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“Who do you think will win Iowa?” I asked Stan as he replaced the starter on my old beater. Stan watches all those cable TV shows about politics all day long at his garage, so I knew he’d have an informed opinion.
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I don’t mean to disillusion you, dear reader, but Raymond Chandler, author of “The Big Sleep” (Bogart and Bacall), was never a private eye. An Englishman, he pretty much perfected the hard-boil L.A.
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